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</description><title>Reckless Weeknights</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @recklessweeknights)</generator><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>This is me 100% of the time.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/748a45314279131390065fc44cc57960/tumblr_mn4ut6710S1qhnavvo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is me 100% of the time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/51004143462</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/51004143462</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 11:45:47 -0700</pubDate><category>parks &amp; rec</category><category>lol</category><category>tv</category><category>rob lowe</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/140033cffd03f46f2a2af3d23d3e1b0f/tumblr_mn58391QmT1s4fh3eo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/51004045430</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/51004045430</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 11:44:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df36c45b8e315d1284388d7b1fcf521b/tumblr_mn4z16lQb61qajqcso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50974692425</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50974692425</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:51:05 -0700</pubDate><category>the great gatsby</category><category>f. scott fitzgerald</category><category>book quotes</category><category>the great gatsby quotes</category><category>loneliness</category><category>literature</category><category>lit</category><category>literary quotes</category><category>foodforthought</category><category>life</category><category>depression</category><category>love</category><category>growing up</category><category>twenty-something</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/293a3f81b2a8b3ea9cc3c1ab95827094/tumblr_mn4xzqIK0o1qajqcso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50973803343</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50973803343</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:28:38 -0700</pubDate><category>life</category><category>lessons</category><category>books</category><category>meaning</category><category>whatever</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bf9fc0c0b0735d94126c9f2f7fa5b33/tumblr_mn4xuuz88K1qajqcso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50973684028</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50973684028</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:25:42 -0700</pubDate><category>beautiful</category><category>quotes</category><category>self-esteem</category><category>love</category><category>life</category><category>black and white</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4479c5e06ee7168a55d1a7773b86dd98/tumblr_mn4xorZC8f1qajqcso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50973532451</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50973532451</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 23:22:03 -0700</pubDate><category>bad</category><category>youth</category><category>quotes</category><category>vintage</category><category>photography</category><category>awesome</category><category>typography</category><category>art</category><category>artsyfartsy</category><category>bad is the new good</category><category>reckless</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpfi2JUkK1qa2zpao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50617768753</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50617768753</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 18:10:54 -0700</pubDate><category>holla</category><category>awesome</category><category>college</category></item><item><title>"The more you try to act sane, the crazier you start to look. If you smile too much, you’re..."</title><description>“The more you try to act sane, the crazier you start to look. If you smile too much, you’re delusional. And if you don’t smile at all, you’re depressed. No matter your level of hunger; if you eat too much you have issues, eat too little you have an eating disorder. If you remain neutral in any situation, you’re emotionally withdrawn and potentially a walking vegetable. No matter how hard you try, you’re crazy if they want you to be. Don’t try to convince them your sane. All you need to do is make sure you don’t forget that you are.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Down the Rabbit Hole&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://gizno.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;gizno&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50561770588</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50561770588</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:22:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d151eb078b4861aeac217d431e38804/tumblr_mhgk9joIi01s2683fo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50516054642</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50516054642</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:15:09 -0700</pubDate><category>typography</category><category>quotes</category><category>life</category><category>youth</category><category>whatever</category><category>blogging</category></item><item><title>&amp;#8220;From now on, when life gives me lemons, I’m gonna slice them up into wedges, and throw them...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;From now on, when life gives me lemons, I’m gonna slice them up into wedges, and throw them into vodka tonics. Which I will then sip in a burlesque nightclub. That I co-own with actor Taye Diggs and two of the Pussycat Dolls.&amp;#8221;  - Tom Haverford&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50157030859</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50157030859</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 03:43:16 -0700</pubDate><category>aziz ansari</category><category>parks and rec</category><category>lol</category><category>quotes</category><category>tom haverford</category></item><item><title>Troy Barnes</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1f00ba0da1a6f2a1f4f60b9983152ae/tumblr_ml7h6jAozi1rt9jdlo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Troy Barnes&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50156976936</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50156976936</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 03:41:34 -0700</pubDate><category>community</category><category>donald glover</category><category>childishgambino</category><category>troy barnes</category><category>jeff winger</category><category>nbc</category><category>tv</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>nevver:

Mass text to us all.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39d655201d5ba3ffe9c3b5e77db8e63b/tumblr_mmi3k0z9Ar1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/49963516588/why" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Mass text to us all.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50156762376</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50156762376</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 03:34:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Totally.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6edebfb88dad182600a1c6202e82b44/tumblr_mlh5t4qGcj1qfaioqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Totally.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50156555725</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50156555725</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 03:28:10 -0700</pubDate><category>fuck</category><category>twenty something</category><category>life</category><category>lol</category><category>cool</category><category>sign</category></item><item><title>Brilliant.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa8bc3efa9327a43ad4abab7aeee46fb/tumblr_mmmho0qipS1qajqcso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Brilliant.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50150712108</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50150712108</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 00:19:12 -0700</pubDate><category>amazing</category><category>coca cola</category><category>jack daniels</category><category>drink</category><category>pretty</category></item><item><title>witstream:

Nick Offerman Reads Tweets From Young Female...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a20e108e476d0fad2069895d641022d6/tumblr_mmlgj4bOPT1qafimoo4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/23bc098af77d2b92471e7f38566e6749/tumblr_mmlgj4bOPT1qafimoo5_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/723049c720692e1e2728920443e13974/tumblr_mmlgj4bOPT1qafimoo7_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09d18393f74fb4df90263b6fbc5b2bdd/tumblr_mmlgj4bOPT1qafimoo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88a2ab19c199714d937492285eb151da/tumblr_mmlgj4bOPT1qafimoo6_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d495f19278a49bb0e4cf5a28a8d0b1d/tumblr_mmlgj4bOPT1qafimoo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ea925814060f5700fecdc0aa18b4fa4/tumblr_mmlgj4bOPT1qafimoo3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.witstream.com/post/50101212866/nick-offerman-reads-tweets-from-young-female" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;witstream&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=sb2Vofx_y48" title="nickoffermantweetsconan" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Nick Offerman Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities, Vol. 8&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50134059837</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/50134059837</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 19:24:08 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d05c72656c94c3b41de3a510cdb0576/tumblr_mm9jw2bbWS1sni390o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/49670875585</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/49670875585</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 02:45:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Kate was such a twat.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkckbnwwuG1qjyoqeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kate was such a twat.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/49663139667</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/49663139667</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 00:14:30 -0700</pubDate><category>lizzie mcguire</category><category>lol</category><category>disney</category><category>tv</category><category>90s</category><category>nostalgia</category><category>throwback</category><category>hillary duff</category><category>2000s</category><category>fun</category><category>screencap</category><category>meme</category><category>mean girls</category><category>regina george</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c09d4e3fff55382e50e441f08508b60c/tumblr_mfnllyQGQq1rv6ufko1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/49244700812</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/49244700812</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:43:06 -0700</pubDate><category>22</category><category>forever young</category><category>forever trolling the internet</category></item><item><title>all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zhbt8Vhs1rs4e8po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zhbt8Vhs1rs4e8po2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zhbt8Vhs1rs4e8po3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zhbt8Vhs1rs4e8po4_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;all 46 excuses on my friends wall, &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;2. we can’t all be usain bolt&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;4. i had pe first period do you blame me&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;5. i really, really didn’t want to sing&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;7. you can’t tell me how to live my life&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;8. #YOLO&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;10. there was a freak yachting accident&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;11. i am a fucking retard&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;12. this is just for my wall&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;13. do you even read these&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;18. traffic jammy jammy jam&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;19. how can i go to school when alex turner&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;21. i was sticking it to the man&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;25. my meth lab caught fire&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;27. i was sad&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;31. 2 kool 4 scool&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;33. i tried&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;34. i’m sorry i’m late&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;      it’s not my fault&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;      my auntie was killed&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;      and i joined a cult&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;35. a haiku about lateness:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;late late late late late&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;late late late late late late late&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt; late late late late late&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;37. i was fashionably late&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;40. do&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;41. you&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;42. even&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;43. read&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;44. these&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;45. i was fighting al qaeda&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;46. traffic&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/49162261619</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/49162261619</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:58:54 -0700</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>school sucks</category><category>yolo</category></item><item><title>A dramatic reading of Rebecca Martinson’s betchy email to her...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/4ad20b4edf" width="400" height="256" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A dramatic reading of Rebecca Martinson’s betchy email to her Delta Gamma sisters&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Read by Boardwalk Empire’s Michael Shannon &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Moral of the story: Don’t be FUCKING boring at sports if you don’t want to FUCKING suck—Or something along those lines…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/48673300000</link><guid>http://recklessweeknights.tumblr.com/post/48673300000</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:23:17 -0700</pubDate><category>rebecca martinson</category><category>delta gamma</category><category>lol</category><category>sluts</category><category>frats</category><category>college</category><category>bitches</category><category>regina george</category><category>mean girls</category><category>greek</category><category>sororities</category><category>sisters</category><category>email</category><category>humor</category><category>parody</category><category>funny or die</category><category>dg</category><category>betches</category><category>cunt</category><category>omg</category><category>crazy</category><category>viral</category><category>boobtubes</category><category>video</category><category>funny</category><category>fuck</category><category>meow</category></item></channel></rss>
